Feb 4, 2023
“Man, I never expected to be a father of 3.”
— Death, after Fury, War and Strife become Horsemen
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“Man, I never expected to be a father of 3.”
— Death, after Fury, War and Strife become Horsemen
Fury: What is love?
Death: An emotional minefield.
War: A neurochemical reaction.
Strife: Baby don't hurt me.
Death, to Strife and War: How could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?
War: It didn’t take us the whole day.
Fury: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Death: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
War: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Strife: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Samael: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Vulgrim: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
War: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Fury: Drunk.
Strife: Wasted.
Death: Dead.
Strife: I DON'T FEAR YOU!
Death: I could easily hurl you into a tree for fun
Strife: I mostly DON'T FEAR YOU
Death: You idiot! What are you doing in my battlefield?
Strife: …Drowning?
Death: Can’t you do that somewhere else?
Strife: Ah, but who would save me there?
Death: [deep breath] Okay, just going to have a nice, relaxing meditation session
Death: [lights incense that turn out to be sparklers]
Death: [exhausted sigh] ...This is actually painfully on brand for my life