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War: You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Strife?

Strife: Yeah, in the face. Why?

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Strife: Hey, I have a kind of crazy idea

War: Those are never comforting words coming from you

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Strife: Don’t worry, we’ll make it back even if we die trying!

War: No one’s dying.

Strife: Not with that attitude.

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“Man, I never expected to be a father of 3.”

— Death, after Fury, War and Strife become Horsemen

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Fury: What is love?

Death: An emotional minefield.

War: A neurochemical reaction.

Strife: Baby don't hurt me.

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War: Text me to say you're home safely

Strife: I'm home dangerously

War: Stop it

Strife: I'm home lethally

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Vulgrim: Where's Strife?

War: He's, uh... busy.

Fury: Being an idiot.

Vulgrim: What kind of idiot?

Fury: The "everything is now on fire" kind.

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Strife: [after explaining his battle plan] Any questions?

War: Yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Strife: That wasn't really a question.

War: That wasn't really a plan.