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Damon, addressing the squad: and if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Elena: but- that's just a trash can

Damon: it sure is!

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Damon: (about elena) i would jump in front of a moving car for her

Stefan: you would jump in front of a moving car for fun

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Season 1

Elena: i’m not gonna stand by and watch you kill someone!

Damon: you can sit if you want

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Damon: am i in trouble?

Elena: take a guess.

Damon: no?

Elena: take another guess.

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Stefan: good morning

Jeremy: good morning

Caroline: good morning

Elena: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit

Damon: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Elena, tending to Damon’s wounds: how would you rate your pain?

Damon: zero stars. 0/10 would NOT recommend

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Elena: this is a mistake

Damon: a mistake we're gonna laugh about one day!

Elena: but not today

Damon: oh no, today's gonna be a mess

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Elena: are you ready to commit?

Damon: like a crime or a relationship?