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Todd: you spent all our money on THIS?!

Dirk, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: they live outside, Todd. They need this

Tina: how do Todd and Dirk usually get out of these messes?

Farah: they don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

Todd: I really like someone, and I flirt with them all the time! I really don’t understand how they haven’t figured it out by now

Dirk: You have to be really obvious. Like, just say “I love you”

Todd: You really think so?

Dirk: Yup

Todd: I love you

Dirk: They’d have to be a total idiot for that to go over their head

Farah: Todd won't come out of his room

Dirk: Just tell him I said something.

Farah: Like what?

Dirk: Anything factually incorrect.

Todd moments later: did you say the sun is a fucking planet-

Todd: It's dark in here, can you get a torch ?

Dirk: You're the only light in my life.

Todd: Dirk, I can't see.

Todd: have you ever considered you might be neurodivergent?

Dirk, actively flapping his hands: no, why?

Todd: I once had a haircut I deeply regret

Amanda: is it the one you have now?

Todd: no

Amanda: it should be

Todd: jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say one in five people don’t even make it to the ground

Dirk: what do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

Bart: what's a helicopter?

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