#incorrect dickbabs quotes

[farewell-sanity]

Dick: I just can't believe you would do this to me.

Barbara: I'm sorry, I had no idea.

Dick: It's called a betrayal of trust. Does that mean anything to you?

Barbara: Of course it does! I didn't mean to hurt you.

Dick: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST GET ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE and I have NOTHING prepared for you...

Barbara: I'm sorry, I just thought of you when I saw this Superman merch.

Dick: Now I look like a big ol' jerk

[farewell-sanity]

Dick: Babs wants to have a baby.

Jason: With you?

Dick: I would assume so?

Dick: Now I don't know...

[farewell-sanity]

Barbara, raising voice slightly so she can be heard on the other end of the aisle: Do you want some cereal-

Dick, at full volume: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR CEREAL

[farewell-sanity]

Dick: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Barbara: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Dick:

Dick: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[farewell-sanity]

Dick: When Babs and I knew we were having a baby, I told you immediately.

Jason: You told EVERYONE

[flashback]

Nightwing, to a criminal: Put your hands up!

Nightwing: And start clapping for me 'cause I'm gonna be a daddy!

[farewell-sanity]

Dick: Last night Barbara and I were playing scrabble and it was a disaster.

Tim: Why scrabble is great

Dick: No, when you are playing with Barbara it's not.

Dick: She puts word like "dromomania" and I put "dog"

[farewell-sanity]

Dick: *sneezes*

Barbara: Bless you

Dick: I'm already blessed every second I spend with you.

Barbara: Dick...

Dick: Barbara...

Wally: Wally...

[farewell-sanity]

Dick: Nothing matters anymore. Life offers nothing but pain and suffering.

Dick: My supposed true love

Dick: [points at Barbara]

Dick: -has betrayed me!

Barbara: For the seventh time, I'm sorry I forgot to give you a morning kiss!