#incorrect diego

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

number five: how long are we gonna just stand here and watch him do that?

diego: just.. give him a minute

klaus: *forcefully and repeatedly pushing a door that clearly says pull*

[umbrella-academy-memes]

Diego: Why do you keep looking into space? What are you even looking at?

Klaus: *Looks at the camera like Jim Halpert from the office*

Diego: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT THERE'S NOTHING THERE!

[unholy-hargreeves]

Klaus: guys, theres a monster under my bed and its really ugly

Diego, on the botom bunk: honestly, fuck you

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diego: [sneaks into house wearing a huge coat]

klaus: what’s with the coat

diego’s coat: meow

diego:

diego: drugs

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ben: number 5, can you keep an eye on klaus? he’s gonna do something stupid to someone and get punched in the face

number 5: sure i’d love to see klaus get punched in the face

ben: try again

number 5: uh, no i’m pretty content with what i said the first time

ben:

ben: diego can you—

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

diego: yeah, i could be bi. so what? it’s real and it’s a thing.

diego: i mean it’s called lgBt for a reason and no, the B doesn’t stand for badass

diego: i mean it COULD, because bisexuals are hella badass, but it doesn’t; it means bisexual!!!

number five:

number five: wtf i just asked how was your day calm down

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klaus: please diego, im begging you

diego: im sorry klaus

klaus: don’t do it, please!

diego: it has to be done.

diego, placing down a draw-four uno card: uno.

luther:

luther: what the fuck

[umbrella-academy-memes]

Klaus: I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment.

Dave:

Dave: Im dating a supervillain