Klaus: I trusted you... and you... bed bath & betrayed me...

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Klaus: I trusted you... and you... bed bath & betrayed me...
diego: some people are like slinkies
number 5: elaborate
diego: they’re relatively useless but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs
number 5:
number 5: please don’t push luther down the stairs
diego: you cant stop me
klaus struggling to address his cult: ugh.. we’re all in this together... um.. once we know that we are, we’re all stars. AND WE SEE THAT
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[not my quote, credit to @incorrectklaus]
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screencaps from kiss them goodbye.net, filter made with picsart, text added with phonto
Klaus, appearing in Vietnam, covered in blood in only a towel with a suitcase: Heyyy
Dave, half asleep having no idea who this is: Heyyy
Dave:
Klaus:
Dave: WHAT
Klaus: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Five: I’m a knife
Delores:
snickers commercial: you’re not you when you are hungry
klaus, always hungry: then who am i?
Five: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surrounding. when octopi do this it's called-
Klaus: an octo-lie
Five: ...Metachrosis
Klaus:
Five:
Ben: mocktopus