❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Show & Tell
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Acquired Stardust
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Misplaced Lens Cap
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shark vs the universe
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@incorrect-umbrellaacd
allison: do you ever wonder how an author would describe you in a novel? not only your appearance but the way you talk, and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
klaus: yeah
klaus: "and then there's this bitch"
klaus: the risk i tooo was carefully calculated
klaus: but man do i suck at math
klaus: wanna hear a joke?
five: no
klaus: please?
five: no
klaus: kn-
five: no
klaus: knock knock
five: it’s open, leave.
diego: that giant box is klaus’ birthday gift for me, right?
vanya: yup
diego: hes in it, isn’t he?
vanya: yup
[in a groupchat]
allison: s[he] be[lie]ve[d]😞
klaus: sbeve😞
—klaus
klaus: hey guys.. number five is in the pool and i don’t think he’s water proof
allison: what?
diego: i think he’s trying to say number five is drowning
allison: oh okay
allison:
allison: WAIT WHAT
klaus: i wasn’t that drunk
diego: you called yourself ugly
klaus:
diego:
klaus: oh my god. i was wasted.
klaus: you see, number five, you clean the outside with rubbing alcohol
number five: okay?
klaus: and then, you clean the inside with drinking alcohol
number five: oh alrigh-
diego, covering number fives ears: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THIS CHILD
luther: hey, diego, can we talk? one to one?
diego: i hope you mean 1v1 come at me bitch let’s go
klaus: attention everyone
klaus: i’m going to be living alone from now on
diego: that’s great!
allison: yeah, goodluck!
vanya: living on your own is a huge step in your life, good job! hope it goes well
klaus: thanks
klaus: all your bags are outside
01:42am
klaus, texting diego: hey cna u pikc me up im drunk
02:01am
klaus, texting diego: nvrmind u dnt have 2 anymore... im home now
diego, texting klaus: yes i was aware of that after dropping you off at your house
vanya: life is soup, i am fork
diego: life is soup, i am toothpick
klaus: life is soup, i am rock
diego: what
klaus: exactly
diego: so, what’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?
klaus: ahaha not to brag or anything but i don’t need to be drunk to make bad decisions
diego: im going to need you to calm
down
klaus, slamming his fist on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVOURED IF BIRTHDAY CAKES CAN BE ANY FLAVOUR
klaus: promise me u won’t tell on me
diego: only if u don’t tell on me
klaus: deal
[later]
luther: who the fuck dyed my shirts pink and WHY are there holes in there?
klaus: IT WAS DIEGO
diego, at the same time: IT WAS KLAUS
klaus and diego:
luther:
klaus: now i’m just disappointed in the both of us
klau: *breaks down door* SIX MONTHS
vanya: what is he talking about?
diego: im sure it’s nothing-
klaus: FOR SIX MONTHS YOU HAVE WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT AND SAID NOTHING