Dec 24, 2022
“What…the…fuck…are…you?”
Vault to The Doom Slayer before he get his head tore off by him
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“What…the…fuck…are…you?”
Vault to The Doom Slayer before he get his head tore off by him
Marauder: *Accidentally hits Slayer in the face*
Marauder: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Marauder: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Slayer: What’s wrong with you?!
Anyone at all: says anything that has the word "can't"
Doomguy: and i took that personally
Doomguy: I know you don't approve, but... how do I put this...
Samuel Hayden: You don't care?
Doomguy: Well, if you could work the phrase "rat's ass" in there, you'd have it down pat.
Samuel: You can’t just set all of your problems on fire.
Doomguy: You’d be surprised how many things are flammable.
Marauder: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Marauder: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Slayer: Only if you also don't ask why
Slayer: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Marauder:
Slayer:
Marauder: This one is fine
Marauder: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Slayer: You need to stop.