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Not really a quote, but a funny
“You intrigued me. Your obvious nature mark you as slow yet your tactical brilliance and natural leadership mark you as a person of exceptional intelligence. Would you be mine?”
Ino Yamanaka to Jaune Arc
Delsin: [says a shitty joke]
Aiden: Shut up.
Random person: Yeah Delsin, shut up.
Aiden, turning around in his chair: I will fucking kill you.
John Stark
Crossover Quotes Part 42
Part 41 here
Yusaku: We're screwed.
Yuya: Hey, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
Yusaku, in a fake upbeat tone: We’re screwed!
Reiji: What in the world happened here?!
Yuma: In our defense...we were left unsupervised.
Reiji: Kolter was with you!
Yuga: He egged us on.
Kolter: In my defense who said I was adult supervision?
Yuma: I don't make the same mistake twice.
Zuzu: Yeah, you seem like Yuya. You make it 5-6 times just to be sure.
Yuya: Hey!
Yuma: ...