Aug 29, 2025
Patti: Hey Doug. *later* Doug: Did you hear that?! She said "Hey Doug". Now that could mean one of two things; "Hello to you my colleague, Doug." or the more obvious, "I've loved you for a million lifetimes..."
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Patti: Hey Doug. *later* Doug: Did you hear that?! She said "Hey Doug". Now that could mean one of two things; "Hello to you my colleague, Doug." or the more obvious, "I've loved you for a million lifetimes..."
I’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time. Just shut the fuck up for a second.
Doug
I had a dream last night that I was being chased by Freddy Krueger throughout my house, but when he ran by Porkchop he stopped to pet him, looked at me and went, "What? It's not his nightmare. He's a good boy".
Doug
Hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay, well, my gut is telling me every person I lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying I should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest I do with that information?
Doug
Sorry, I was disassociating what did you say?
Doug
Hey sorry for obsessing over you hey are you there I want to tell you I’m sorry for being obsessive I was just thinking about you and thought I was being too obsessive can you please reply to me if I'm being too obsessive I’m sorry please let me know.
Doug, to Patti
It's soooo messed up how you have to go and do work to get money. I’m literally a cute girl.
Beebe
The most relatable SpongeBob moment for me is when he went over to Sandy's house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying.
Doug