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Hyuka: I spy with my little eye, something that starts with an ‘s’.

Jay: Salt? A snake?

Taehyun: Sand?

Jake and Sunghoon: *staring at each other from a distance*

Taehyun: Sexual tension?

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Jay: I was waiting. I just got impatient.

Jake: How American of you.

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heeseung: what is it like, being part of the txt?

beomgyu: You know how sometimes there’ll be a pack of coyotes that are feasting on a rabbit, and there’s always one small runt of a coyote that’s being kept from the meal?

heeseung: Yes.

beomgyu: I’m like the rabbit.

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Ni-ki: Jungwon has delicious chapstick.

Heeseung: Wait, you guys finally kissed?

Jungwon: No, this asshole just ate my chapstick.

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Yeonjun, setting down a card: ace of spades

Heeseung, pulling out an uno card: +4

Beomgyu, pulling out a pokémon card: Croki, I chose you!

Soobin with chess board out: what game are you playing???

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Jake: I made a marshmallow Sunghoon. See? He's crossing his arms because he's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Sunghoon, on the verge of tears: It’s okay.

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Jungwon: Your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. End of discussion.

Sunghoon: Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Jake: Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

Jay: What these are all true—

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ni-ki: *nudges jungwon at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we think minions are all male. They're all just yellow potato shaped hellspawn. Hyung? Dude? Wake up, Jungwon Hyung. Listen. They're sexless and they're terrible and I never want to see another one again-