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Xiumin: I just boiled water.

Chen: Solid!

Xiumin: No.

Chen: I just mean it's cool.

Xiumin: Wrong again.

Xiumin, on the phone: You know what? I have someone standing abnormally close to me right now. I’ll call you later.

Jongdae: Ok. Say hi to Baekhyun for me.

Jongdae: if you have one lasagna and put it on top of another lasagna you'd still only have one lasagna

Xiumin: its.. 3 am...

Xiumin: While you wait for your tea water to boil, reflect on all your regrets.

Xiumin: [Sighs]

[23 minutes later]

Xiumin: [crying]

Jongdae: What's your blood type?

Minseok: How would I know?

Jongdae: How would you not know?

Minseok: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Jongdae: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?!

Suho: So I heard you were dating now, how did you two meet?

Chanyeol: We... we met during a project

Suho: Oh, like a school project?

CHanyeol: No, like a construction project

Suho: ...You met... at a construction site...?

Chanyeol: Y-yeah

Suho: ...Are you dating someone you met on Minecraft?!

Chanyeol: DOES THAT REALLY MATTER

Jongdae: So, what was your childhood like?

Xiumin: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory?

Baekhyun: So how’d you convince the whole squad to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Chen: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

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