#incorrectexo

[cosmiclatte28]

i am shaking coz I understand too

Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ten: But are you shuffling?

Mark: Everyday.

Taemin: What language are you two speaking??

[dtyfp]

I love you

Sehun:I love you.

Lily: what?

Sehun: I love you.

Lily *quickly, highkey flustered*: Iloveyoutube

[byunover]

Chanbaek: That one loud ass couple who nobody wants to claim or invite when there’s an event cause Baekhyun is gonna reveal who has the biggest dick and it ain’t his boyfriend.

Kaisoo: That one normal couple who barely moved into the neighborhood, not knowing what the hell they’re getting into.

Sulayhun: The trio who tries to avoid Baekhyun at all cost because they’ve been offered a foursome/fivesome(including Chanyeol) for a huge amount of time already.

Xiuchen: That one couple who prepares cucumber just in case Chanbaek decides to show up to their parties.

[blooming-cbx]

Baekhyun: What's a metaphor?

Xiumin: My life is a trainwreck

Baekhyun: I know that hyung, but what's a metaphor?

[xiuhanist]

Baekhyun: I’m hungry. If you love me, you’d give me breakfast in bed ;)

Chanyeol: *hands him emergency poptart from his pillowcase* only because i love you

[yehet-ed-blog]

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo, what’s the secret of your puffy red lips?!

Kyungsoo: well i-

Jongin: he uses my lips.

Baekhyun: ...

Jongin: and sometimes my d-

Baekhyun: ok enough, i’m outta here.

[jibaemin-blog]

Baekhyun: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Junmyeon: I keep a list.

Junmyeon: It’s alphabetized.

[lehuns]

Totally correct Exo 2 / ¯\_(ツ)_/¯