#incorrect cbx

[cosmiclatte28]

CBX! coz i miss chen :(

Xiumin : I need coffee

Chen : You shouldn't be having more than three cups a day, and this is your fifth cup in like the last two hours...

Xiumin : Give me my coffee you weak ass bitch.

Baekhyun : *whispers* just give it dae, he had hard times taking care the two of us.

[blooming-cbx]

Xiumin, on the phone: You know what? I have someone standing abnormally close to me right now. I’ll call you later.

Jongdae: Ok. Say hi to Baekhyun for me.

[blooming-cbx]

Jongdae: if you have one lasagna and put it on top of another lasagna you'd still only have one lasagna

Xiumin: its.. 3 am...

[blooming-cbx]

Jongdae: What's your blood type?

Minseok: How would I know?

Jongdae: How would you not know?

Minseok: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Jongdae: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?!

[blooming-cbx]

Jongdae: So, what was your childhood like?

Xiumin: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory?

[blooming-cbx]

Baekhyun: So how’d you convince the whole squad to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Chen: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

[blooming-cbx]

Jongdae: You’re toast!

Xiumin: Oh yeah?! You and what toaster?

[blooming-cbx]

Xiumin: I just got a new notebook, what should I put it in?

Baekhyun: Put spaghetti in it.

Xiumin: I'm taking suggestions from anyone else.

Chen: Put spaghetti in it.

Xiumin: I'm no longer taking suggestions.