May 3, 2023
Zoe: The captain can handle himself.
Mal, face down on Serenity's floor: Where the rut am I?
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Zoe: The captain can handle himself.
Mal, face down on Serenity's floor: Where the rut am I?
Jaskier: *about to be hanged*
Yenn & Geralt: He’s a bard, but he’s our bard. So cut him the hell down.
They're talking about Patience.
Mal: What makes you all smile?
Wash: Friends and family.
Kaylee: Snacks.
Jayne: Victory and success.
River: Face muscles.
Niksa: I'm going to unzip your skin and wear you like a little coat.
River: Unzip this! [blows raspberry]
Wash, after a shootout: So... Just to confirm, we're all still definitely not dead.
Wash: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Book: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Simon: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
River: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
[Badger is babysitting River]
Badger: There's some Ice Planets in it for you.
River: I want cash.
Badger: Oh. [chuckles] I like your style. All right.