#incorrect firefly quotes

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Chim: Buck has a plan. That's good, right?

Eddie: It's possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

[tamsiblings]

Someone to Inara and Jayne: So, how long have you two been together? Inara: No. No, no, no, no. No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. No. Jayne and I are not together. No. No.

Jayne: Really? 16 nos? Really?

[incorrect-firefly-quotes]

Zoe: The captain can handle himself.

Mal, face down on Serenity's floor: Where the rut am I?

[toxicrayofsunshine]

Dean: Keres, tell me I'm pretty

Keres: Were I not marrying Benny I would take you in a manly fashion

Dean: because I'm pretty?

Keres: because you're pretty

[this-is-my-main-i-follow-from]

Heart of Gold (Firefly)

Nandi: if you're sly, I have boys

Mal: uhhhh I lean toward womenfolk

Nandi: I trained as a companion, I can read people.

Y'all Malcolm is bi... I mean. He's canonically dressed in drag ON SCREEN & it's referenced that he's done it in the past

[falconlord92]

Simon Tamm: Excuse me, you dropped your dy-dy-dy-dynamite! *laughs nervously* What else have you, uh, got in there?

Jayne Cobb: Oh, er... gunpowder, nitroghlycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and... paper clips, big ones. You know, just, uh, office supplies.

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Taylor: They won't speak to me directly. He's taken an irrational dislike.

Eddie: What happened, he see your face?

[incorrect-firefly-quotes]

Simon: You're not psyhic, Wash.

Wash: [holding some tarot cards] I AM psychic, Simon. I did a course. I got a certificate.