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I can tell you a million and a half things I've never heard of.

Cosmo

HP: That was my sarcastic voice.

Cosmo: It sounds a lot like your regular voice.

HP: I've been told that.

We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.

Mr. Turner

If you can’t remember Wanda’s name, just say ‘Chocolate’ and she’ll turn around.

Cosmo

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Mr. Turner

Cosmo: [Trying to get a leptop to work] This thing won’t even switch on! D:

Jorgen: *sarcastically* Yes. It’s hard to believe pressing the same button over and over isn’t yielding any results.

Timmy: Good idea coming out here, Cosmo.

Cosmo: That's my speciality.

Timmy: *confused* Having good ideas?

Cosmo: No, being called Cosmo. :D

Timmy: Hey, Dad. I've got a question for you.

Mr. Turner: Ask ye, mine sweet loinsfruit.

Timmy: Can you never, ever call me your loinsfruit again? Ever?

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