#incorrectfairlyoddparents

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Cosmo: [Trying to get a leptop to work] This thing won’t even switch on! D:

Jorgen: *sarcastically* Yes. It’s hard to believe pressing the same button over and over isn’t yielding any results.

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Sometime when the Pixies almost take over FairyWorld

Wanda: [watching the pixies making fairies miserable with boring policies] this is horrible!

Timmy: They can't do that to the fairies!

Jorgen: Yeah! Only I can do that to the fairies!

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If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs.

Chester McBadbat

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Tad: Go away! Nobody likes you!

Veronica: HE'S STILL THERE!

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Mrs. Turner: Honey, do you want salad?

Mr. Turner: Yes. Wait. I'm not hungry.

Mrs. Turner: So is that a 'no'?

Mr. Turner: Yes. *to Timmy who's sitting next to him* I really hate salad.

(This can also work with Cosmo and Wanda)

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Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Norm (most likely to Cosmo)

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Please let this conversation not be taking place.

Timmy Turner (During awkward conversations with his parents about puberty. AND when Jorgen tells him he’s going to loose Cosmo and Wanda)

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Wanda told me I need to be more responsible. I just found a Post-it note I wrote to myself. All it says is "remember the thing" Nailed it

Cosmo