#incorrect funny quotes

[drreidsphds]

Derek: Why am I not a banana?

Reid: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, I think it would be pleasing for you to know that humans share 50-60% of their DNA with bananas.

Derek: Really?

Reid: Yes, really.

Derek: That's cool.

Emily: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than most? Not fair.

[jeena-says-hi]

Cavendish: Look at my face

Dakota: Ok?

Cavendish: No no, keep looking

Dakota: I am looking!

Cavendish: No you’re not, look harder

Dakota: Is there a point to this?

Cavendish: Yes. So look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face

Dakota: Alright, I am!

Cavendish: Now… does it look like I give a fuck?

[iwants0up]

Bellamy, after catching Lexa and Clarke making out: So, what? You're gay now?

Clarke: I don't kn-

Lexa: Yes. Yes, she is.

[incorrect-dreamcatcher-quotes]

(in church)

Gahyeon: In Yoohyeon we trust, amen.

Churchgoers: Amen.

[queen-mitsuko]

Just to let you know, submissions are allowed! ^^ So feel free to suggest an incorrect quote ^^ But make sure to add the source if you know it!

[shipmissionary]

Jian Yi: c’mon give it back!

Zhengxi: first you have to say my name

Jian Yi: alright, big daddy. Now give it back!

Zhengxi:

Zhengxi:

Zhengxi:...my name is Zhengxi