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hockey romance more like hanal rex

#what #im drunk #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #hollander x rozanov

the concept of ilya answering all homophobic heckles with a deadpan 'nine inches.'

#hung shane ftw #myilya #myshane #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov #heated rivalry #shane x ilya #hollander x rozanov

if hr teaches hollywood one thing i BEG that it's not "people like hockey"

#NO u dumbos #we like overt sexuality #and undiscovered actors #and passionate directors #and adaptiations that say something new #and sex #don't forget the sex #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #hollander x rozanov

it is crucial to me that u understand that shane and ilya are freaks but first and foremost they are jock bros.

#they met in communal showers #need i say more #freaks and jocks 🥰#hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #heated rivalry #shane x ilya #hollander x rozanov #shitpost

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ilya: no u don't understand we CAN'T use a condom they're bad for the environment cause single use plastic i HAVE to fuck u raw u don't understand

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ilya: no u don't understand we CAN'T shower separately it's bad for the environment cause water we HAVE to shower together u don't understand

#no u don't understand shower sex is good for the environment 🥰🥰🥰#shane: ok🥰🥰🥰#someday shane will get home and shower without ilya and ilya will genuinely fuck that man into oblivion #heated rivalry #incorrect heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #shane x ilya #shitpost #hollander x rozanov #headcanon

and if i said shane's charity idea partially came from seeing the concept baby trapping on instagram

#oh Shane #my darling baby boys #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov #heated rivalry

shane lowk the type to clap back at interviewers "what's it like being married to the most notorious chirper in the mhl" "better than you could ever imagine, my husband is the second best hockey player in the league and he's got a solid 9 next question"

#myshane #shanebug a freak fs #shane hollander #hollanov #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #hollander x rozanov #shane x ilya #headcanon #shitpost

ilya truly believes he is about to be the god of virgin shanes universe and five seconds in shane is on his knees and ilya is very much struggling to keep it together

#their first hookup is so important to me #shane hollander #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #hollanov #shane x ilya #hollander x rozanov

it's a canon event for centaurs rookies to ask hollanov for relationship advice and then just being like "idk how to make ur situationship exclusive, just wait until he loves you" "idk how to come out, ur dad will probs just walk in on you" "idk how to softlaunch domsub dynamics it just happens"

#they are soooo unhelpful #hehehe #hollanov #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #hollander x rozanov #shitpost #headcanon

ilya: no u don't understand we CAN'T use a condom they're bad for the environment cause single use plastic i HAVE to fuck u raw u don't understand

#incorrect heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #shane x ilya #shitpost #heated rivalry #hollander x rozanov #headcanon

rose: hey honey. we had bad sex. are you gay?

#rose landry #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander

shane crawling towards ilya is the we can never go back moment. ilya was trying to push shane away but he just couldn't do it because look at that perfect beautiful boy crawling to him. shane feels safe with ilya. this can never end, not really

#this show makes me insane #i love them

it is very important to be sexy amidst the terrors

#this is who ilya is to me #his daily monologue #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #hollanov #hollander x rozanov #shane x ilya #shane hollander #shitpost

the concept of ilya making shane recite their stats while ilya sucks shane off

#they both love how good they are #is very sexy #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #hollander x rozanov #headcanon

shane crawling towards ilya is the we can never go back moment. ilya was trying to push shane away but he just couldn't do it because look at that perfect beautiful boy crawling to him. shane feels safe with ilya. this can never end, not really

#this show makes me insane #i love them #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #hollander x rozanov

yes heated rivalry is extremely intellectual and beautiful and emotional and etc but mainly it is SEXY

#sex sells #fr we just need to enjoy sexuality and sensuality #cultural Renaissance incoming #heated rivalry #shane hollander #shane x ilya #ilya rozanov #hollanov #hollander x rozanov

two party system only works when it's two dicks in my hole preferably Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie but

#what who said that #i’m ovulating #hudson williams #connor storrie

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