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Kidnapper: We have your son. Castile: I don't have a son. Kidnapper: Then who just asked for a warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich? Castile: Oh my god! You have Aragon!
I want to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk, my two true passions.
Romano
Spain: I'm 23, I'm a celebrity and today, I'm going to die. Castile: No word of that was true.
I'm going to say that there's a chance that I didn't think this through completely.
Prussia, after getting young Germany and realising he has no idea what to do with a child
100 posts!
Japan to Germany and Italy: Hey guys, I just discovered a new drug. Japan: It's called your relationship, and I'm high on it.
Oh, I love Paris! At least how its represented in Ratatouille.
America
Denmark: I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be scary Tino? Finland: Oh, I love being scary Tino. He says what regular Tino's thinking. Finland: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M GOING TO MISS THE FARMER'S MARKET!
England, talking about America: Once he starts talking about burgers, he's basically useless until he eats a burger.
Watching Mulan China: Do you know what the lesson is? Vietnam: Don't get married. Go to war.
I hate people. Life sucks. Nothing good ever happens.
Romano
Scotland, about PortEng: How did the break-up go? England: Well, I started crying because he gave me some gold. England: And then we made out and spent the night together. England: But this morning, in the cold light of day, I cooked breakfast, and we made out some more. England: ... Wales: Wow, you opposite-of-broke-up with him. Ireland: And then you poisoned him.
Scandinavia: What kind of woman doesn't have an axe? Germania:...
Scotland, during the auld alliance: I'm not doing too well. I have this headache that comes and goes. France:(Walks into the room) Scotland: Oh look, there it is again.
Romano: Spain and I slept together. Belgium: And? Romano: I thought you'd be a little more shocked. Belgium: Oh, sorry. Belgium, in a shocked voice: And?!
With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Romano, at any given moment
He gets distracted by loud noises, the colour red, smooth jazz, shiny things, food smells, music boxes, shiny things, boobs, barking dogs and anyone saying “look over there!”
Germany describing Italy