#incorrect hunter

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[Penstagram chat] RULERZREACHF4N: A theif. Hello_willow: Thief? RULERZREACHF4N: Theif. Hello_willow: I before E, except after C. RULERZREACHF4N: THceif. Hello_willow: No.

[transsexualesbomaniac]

Gus: so your plan is to just live the rest of your life being scared of Amity?

Hunter: ...

Gus: ...

Hunter: Well, it's not my only plan!

Hunter: ...Someday I plan to plant a vegetable garden.

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[Penstagram chat] Hello_willow: I've got this math question, needed some help. Hello_willow: X + U = 15 Hello_willow: I think X is 5 because U is definitely a 10. RULERZREACHF4N: Huh? Hello_willow: Yes? RULERZREACHF4N: IDK RULERZREACHF4N: It can be anything. Hello_willow: Think about it, dude. RULERZREACHF4N: Are you okay? Hello_willow: Nvm, it was a compliment. Hello_willow: I meant yiu were a 10. RULERZREACHF4N: Dude, I'm 17. Hello_willow: OH Hello_willow: MY

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Willow, trying to be romantic: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Hunter: Three words. Willow:

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Hunter: You're the love of my life and my best friend. I would do anything for you. Willow: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Hunter: Absolutely not.

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[In the Human Realm] Hunter: Change is inedible. Willow: Don't you mean inevitable? Hunter, spitting out coins: No, I do not.

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Hunter: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Willow, confused: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Hunter, dramatic, emotional: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Gus: Edible.

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[Penstagram chat]

RULERZREACHF4N: u want me so bad lol

Hello_willow: idk where u got that info from

RULERZREACHF4N: the voices in my head tellin me