#incorrect ironquotes

[justironqrowthings]

james: all of our bread is gone. do you know where it went?

qrow, feeding crows outside the window with the bread: uhm....nope. not at all. how bizzare.

james: how bizzare?

qrow: how bizzare.

[justironqrowthings]

like, halfway through a fight against hazel-

james: randomly puts on the tallest platform shoes he has

qrow: climbs up james’ back and sits on his shoulders

hazel: what the fuck are you doing

qrow: bitch slaps hazel

james: that

[justironqrowthings]

qrow: live life with your dick out, boys

james: qrow, go back to sleep. its three in the morning. 

[justironqrowthings]

qrow: james. why are you no longer 6′6″?

james: id ask how you know my exact height at all times, but the answer is my shoes have platforms in them.

qrow: ..why?

james: because.

qrow: because...why?

james: because i can, qrow. not everything needs an elaborate reason, my love

[justironqrowthings]

qrow: ...imagine being gay.

james: qrow we’ve been sleeping together for two months

qrow: ...but thats not like. gay-gay, right? 

james: ...

qrow: oops

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