Dec 8, 2020
james: all of our bread is gone. do you know where it went?
qrow, feeding crows outside the window with the bread: uhm....nope. not at all. how bizzare.
james: how bizzare?
qrow: how bizzare.
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james: all of our bread is gone. do you know where it went?
qrow, feeding crows outside the window with the bread: uhm....nope. not at all. how bizzare.
james: how bizzare?
qrow: how bizzare.
Leaked scene between Ironwood and Qrow from Volume 8 after Qrow finds out he shot Oscar:
Qrow: I want a divorce!
Ironwood: We're not even married!
Qrow: Yeah? And who's fucking fault is that?!
james: winter, be nice. hes a good friend.
qrow: yea ice queen, be nice to me !
winter: but sir-! how can i be nice to HIM?
qrow and winter argue*
maria, walking up and hitting qrow with her cane/weapon: qrow! youre an adult. please, act like it!
james, chuckling at qrow's bashful expression: besides, whats not to like?
winter: sir. youre in love with him arent you?
james: ғᴜᴄᴋ
like, halfway through a fight against hazel-
james: randomly puts on the tallest platform shoes he has
qrow: climbs up james’ back and sits on his shoulders
hazel: what the fuck are you doing
qrow: bitch slaps hazel
james: that
qrow: live life with your dick out, boys
james: qrow, go back to sleep. its three in the morning.
qrow: james. why are you no longer 6′6″?
james: id ask how you know my exact height at all times, but the answer is my shoes have platforms in them.
qrow: ..why?
james: because.
qrow: because...why?
james: because i can, qrow. not everything needs an elaborate reason, my love
*prior to being sober
qrow: what do you mean i was crying last night? i dont cry!
james: qrow. winter and clover came to ask me a clarifying question about my relationships with people.
qrow: okay?? and??
james: you started sobbing when i said i was married to.
james: were married, qrow.
qrow, looking at a watch he made: oh look, its loving james ironwood hours.
james, looking at the watch: qrow why is there a heart and my face where each number should be?
qrow, deadpanning: because its always loving james ironwood hours