#incorrect iwtv

[biilodyfangs]

interview with the vampire characters responding to "babe im at the hospital" texts

[island-in-the-shadows]

How I jokingly envision that DM reunion scene.

Daniel: Armand you son of a bitch!

Armand: YOU're the son of a bitch!

Daniel: We'll see who's the son of a bitch!

Armand: Oh yes we will!

[graphic passionate making out ensues]

Dee: Aww, it's so sweet...

[they groan and break something]

Dee: And violent.

Lestat: Yes, this is awkward. I'm sure they'll stop soon.

[biting, kissing, clawing, groaning, clothes start coming off, legs are in the air]

Lestat: And it's escalating, let's go.

[dudesrysly]

Louis: I’m going to take you out.

Lestat: okay, it’s a date.

Louis: I meant that as a threat.

Lestat *walking away*: see you at ten.

[drrksaturday]

[oldwitchsleep]

such is the burden of being mother, lestat

[coralbonesandpearlsforeyes]

[spiderblog-mcu]

Daniel: would you sell anyone in the group for 1 million dollars?

Louis: no. It may not be perfect, but these people are my family, and I love them dearly.

Armand: for Louis’ sake, I suppose not.

Lestat: I hate to agree with the maypole but yes, Louis’ well being persuades me.

Claudia: I’d trade Lestat for 5 dollars and a coffee.

[neurovamp]