Sep 29, 2020
Tom: *enters the groupchat*
Sharpe: Dad!
Adam: Dad.
Loki: Daddyyy... ;)
Conrad: Daddio!
Tom: *leaves the groupchat*
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Tom: *enters the groupchat*
Sharpe: Dad!
Adam: Dad.
Loki: Daddyyy... ;)
Conrad: Daddio!
Tom: *leaves the groupchat*
Loki: guess what I stole
y/n: my heart
Loki: no I stole this- Wait what?
Loki: listen up fives! A ten is speaking!
Conrad: oh, I didn’t say anything
Conrad: I regret giving you that blender.
Loki: *drinking pizza*
Loki: Why?
Tom: BOO!
Loki: *drops his book*
Loki: *scowls* why are you dressed in a ridiculous red outfit like that?
Conrad: *sighs* It's Halloween, Loki.
Tom: yeah!! Halloween!!
Loki: ...?
Tom: you're supposed to get dressed up, and stuff your face with candy!!
Conrad: I'm not dressing up.
Tom: please?
Conrad: nope.
Tom: I will make pudding for you, if you do dress up.
Conrad: ...fine.
Loki: May I have the pudding if I dress up?
Tom, smiling: yes, Loki.
Sharpe: and what can I be, Tom??
Tom: ...
Conrad: ...
Loki: ...
Bobby: ...
Sharpe: oh, wow! Just because I'm a ghost!
Tom: but you're already scary!
Sharpe: ;-;
Tom: no! Not scary! Erm...
Tom: you can be a prince?
Loki, in his prince charming costume: *grits his teeth* I am the prince.
Tom: ...sorry. erm.. can you look scary?
Sharpe: of course I can, Tom. I'm a ghost. Just give me a moment. *turns around*
Conrad, dressed as a pirate: pudding better come out of this- AH!
Sharpe: do I look good?!
Tom: ●~●
Loki, about to cry out of fear: y-yes.
Conrad, with a pale face: how 'bout we have the candy now?
Sharpe: yay!!
Sharpe: what is this?
Conrad: yeah, what's this?
Tom: oh! It's a really cool bluetooth! I put it all around the house!
Conrad: oh nice!
Tom: wait.. there's already someone connected?
Sharpe: wh-
*We're Up All Night To Get Lucky starts playing*
Loki, on the coffee table: WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LOKI! *poofs away*
Conrad: ...are we supposed to..?
Tom: chase him...? I.. think so...?
Sharpe: hey, I'm confused.
*Tom, Conrad, and Sharpe stand around awkwardly as the song is still playing on high volume*
Tom: People always ask me how I manage the team.
Tom: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning, Loki called my name, and when I showed up to see what’s going on, Thomas shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
Conrad: I’m not a kind person. I don’t smile. I don’t love a single thing besides my job.
Sharpe: *walks past James's window*
Conrad: I love One™️ thing.