Feb 25, 2025
Tim: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Dick without him noticing? Jason: Hey, Dickhead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Dick: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser. Tim: ...
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Tim: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Dick without him noticing? Jason: Hey, Dickhead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Dick: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser. Tim: ...
JASON: I'm going the fight the next person who insults DICK. DICK: I hate myself. JASON: Alright, square up.
Dick: This is a horrible idea.
Jason: Yep, have you come up with a better one?
Dick: No. Where should we meet when this plan fails?
Jason: I don't know, the afterlife?
Dick: Hey, can you hold this for me?
Jason: This is just your hand.
Dick: Yeah.
Dick: Do you think im sunset or sunrise? Jason: You're a category 5 hurricane.
Dick: Yeah I'm really into true crime podcasts lately. Jason, trying to flirt: You know I've been the primary suspect in quite a few murder cases.
Dick: I swear on my life. Jason: Bitch, you're suicidal, swear on something else.
jason: who put something blue in the washer? bats: jason: the entire load turned purple dick in his freshly washed suit: interesting…