#incorrect jbj

[incorrect-k-pop]

*donghan, standing next to kenta an inch from touching him*

kenta: he's touching me, he's touching me!

donghan: i'm not touching you

kenta: you're touching me!

donghan: not touching you

kenta: touching me!

donghan: it's free air, kenta

kenta: *slaps donghan*

hyunbin: *holding the two back while they yell at each other*

[littlestbop-blog]

kenta [looking at donghan]: brrr it sure is cold in here. i wish some strong chivalrous man would lend me his jacket or his pants

sanggyun: [throws his pants on kentas head]

kenta: ow

sanggyun: wash em before you return em

[incorrect-k-pop]

judge: how do you plead?

kenta [as sanggyun's lawyer]: *mouths "not guilty"*

sanggyun: hot milky

kenta: just lock him up.

[incorrect-k-pop]

kenta: that’s a mean question, i’m not answering that!

hyunbin: come on, it’s just a question! if you had to punch someone in the group, if you had to, who would you punch?

kenta: i’m not answering that! we’re all friends, why would i punch anyone?

hyunbin: …it would be sanggyun, wouldn’t it?

kenta: yeah, but i don’t know why.

[incorrect-k-pop]

donghan: people under 5'7" shouldn’t talk about fighting people

donghan: like, what are they gonna do? headbutt them in the nipples?

taehyun: say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole

[incorrect-k-pop]

donghan: *opens door* hey sorry i’m late! i was… doing something

kenta: *throws open the door while looking disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

[incorrect-k-pop]

kenta: nobody can get the truth out of me because even i don’t know what it is

kenta: i keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion

[littlestbop-blog]

donghan: thats a great story can i eat it?