get memed on, son

definitely things that idols have said [stray kids, wayv, a.c.e., nct, ateez, day6, got7, astro, knk, vav, and bts]

[incorrect-k-pop]

[when mark is gone]

renjun: since i’m the oldest, that makes me in charge and jaemin my wife

chenle: i don’t think that’s how that works

jaemin: don’t talk to your father like that

[incorrect-k-pop]

flight attendant: before landing, please make sure all small items are secure

jungkook, whispering to jimin: do you feel safe, hyung?

[incorrect-k-pop]

san, running into the room: HEY!

yunho, whispering: shhh! mingi is sleeping!

san, also whispering: oh, sorry

yunho, still whispering: what’s the matter?

san, also still whispering: there’s a fire

[incorrect-k-pop]

taeil: when i was

jaehyun: a young boy

doyoung: my father—

mark: —ATE AN ENTIRE LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.

johnny: …to see a marching band

[incorrect-k-pop]

yoongi: when i die, donate my entire body to science

yoongi: except my middle finger

yoongi: give that to jungkook

[incorrect-k-pop]

yugyeom: i hate him!

bambam: i hate him too

youngjae: you don’t even know what he did

bambam: solidarity

jackson, eating cereal: yeah, fuck him

[incorrect-k-pop]

jun: you shouldn’t be using a straw

byeongkwan: i know, i know. it’s bad for the environment

jun: it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti

[incorrect-k-pop]

moonbin: try not to swear at anybody

mj: fuck you! i’m not an idiot

[incorrect-k-pop]

jungkook: jungkook doesn’t like that his parents are all up in his b

jin: your butt?

jungkook: oh! god! no, my business

[incorrect-k-pop]

yunho: will you be my friend?

yeosang: uh... no

yunho: ouch. that hurt. i think you should reconsider

yeosang: uh... no

[incorrect-k-pop]

jun: hey do you have a bag i can borrow?

sehyoon: the only bags i have are under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

jun: all you had to do was say no

[incorrect-k-pop]

mingi: i'm wearing my cowboy clothes, i guess i'm... ranch dressing

[incorrect-k-pop]

byeongkwan, throwing a lasso: whoa there bessie!

sehyoon, caught in the lasso: what the actual fuck

[incorrect-k-pop]

jinyoung: you shouldn’t be using a straw

bambam: i know, i know. it’s bad for the environment

jinyoung: it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti

[incorrect-k-pop]

chan: this isn’t fair, byeongkwan did the same exact thing yesterday and you didn’t yell at him about it

jun: yes, but byeongkwan’s an idiot. i expect more from you

[incorrect-k-pop]

rocky: rocky doesn’t like that his parents are all up in his b

jinjin: your butt?

rocky: oh! god! no, my business

[incorrect-k-pop]

jaehyun: try not to swear at anybody

doyoung: fuck you! i’m not an idiot