#incorrect jensoo

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Jennie : How long are we going to stand here and let her do that?

Jisoo : Just give her a minute.

Rosé : (pushing on a door which says pull)

[incorrectblackmoo]

Jennie, exhausted: Worst thing your girlfriend's done this week. I'll go first.

Jennie: Jisoo trained Dalgom to bite Lisa whenever she speaks.

Irene: The zoo called me because Seulgi got drunk and got in the bear enclosure.

Irene: She said she wanted to "commune with family."

Solar: Moonbyul lit off fireworks under Wheein's bed.

Solar: Do you know how hard it's been to get her to sleep alone?

Jennie: Absolute terrors. At least Jisoo's at the dorm entirely alone.

Irene: Really? Seulgi said she was meeting Jisoo, but an unnie was there to supervise.

Solar, suddenly sweating: Weird because Byul said she and Seulgi were working on a song together, but that she'd be on her best behavior because multiple juniors would be there.

Jennie: Fuck.

Irene: Jennie call an ambulance, Solar call fire, and I'll call the zoo!

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Jisoo : You need to react when people cry.

Jennie : I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Jisoo : Okay Jennie, it's your turn to take the trash out.

Jennie : Lisa let's go.

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Jisoo : Don't worry, I'm fine.

Jennie : You got STABBED unnie, you're not "fine!"

Jisoo : I have been stabbed before!

Jennie : It's not like you build an immunity to stab wounds!!!

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Jennie, watching Jisoo stare out of the window pensively: She's so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what she's thinking.

Jisoo, internally: Wed-nes-day… Whensday? Wendesday??

[incorrectblackmoo]

Jisoo, to Jennie: Add "'s Singing," don't out us in public!

Chaelisa: (Carries a clearly labelled sex swing into their dorm in full view of paparazzi)

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Jennie: I almost died.

Jisoo, eating mashed potatoes: You aren't dead.

Jennie: I almost died, and you're stuffing your face!

Jisoo, tipping the bowl to her mouth: You didn't die.