#incorrect moonsun

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Solar: We’ve got ten minutes. Get dressed.

Moonbyul: Oh, that was so close to the perfect sentence...

[incorrectblackmoo]

Jennie, exhausted: Worst thing your girlfriend's done this week. I'll go first.

Jennie: Jisoo trained Dalgom to bite Lisa whenever she speaks.

Irene: The zoo called me because Seulgi got drunk and got in the bear enclosure.

Irene: She said she wanted to "commune with family."

Solar: Moonbyul lit off fireworks under Wheein's bed.

Solar: Do you know how hard it's been to get her to sleep alone?

Jennie: Absolute terrors. At least Jisoo's at the dorm entirely alone.

Irene: Really? Seulgi said she was meeting Jisoo, but an unnie was there to supervise.

Solar, suddenly sweating: Weird because Byul said she and Seulgi were working on a song together, but that she'd be on her best behavior because multiple juniors would be there.

Jennie: Fuck.

Irene: Jennie call an ambulance, Solar call fire, and I'll call the zoo!

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Solar: Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?

Moonbyul: That could be the name of my autobiography.

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Moonbyul: Okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I’m getting mixed signals here.

Solar: My hands are literally inches from your throat right now.

Moonbyul: That doesn’t answer my question.

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Solar: And if you see Moonbyul, give her this message. [makes neutral face]

Solar: She’ll know what it means.

[later]

Wheein: Oh, and Solar said to give you a message. [makes neutral face]

Moonbyul: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Solar, after an argument: I’m sorry for all the mean things I said earlier.

Moonbyul:

Solar:

Solar: I’m assuming by the fact that your hand is now on my ass that you accept my apology.

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Solar: Moonbyul, you seem sad.

Moonbyul: You wanna see a picture of a dog I saw today?

Solar: Talk about your feelings.

Moonbyul: No.

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Solar: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Moonbyul: The audacity.