#incorrectqueen

[imharrystylesslut]

Roger: Brian won't come out of his room

Freddie: Tell him I said something

Roger: Something like what?

Freddie: Anything factually innacurate

*minutes later*

Brian: Did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

[vampireluph]

Brian May the astrophysicist

Roger: *meeting Brian for the first time* Okay - I’m a Leo, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

Brian: Yes - it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.

Roger: Participate-in-the-what?

[rogerinaataylorr]

John: Would you shoot one of your best friends in the leg for ten million dollars?

Roger: Hey Freddie, shoot me in the leg and then when I heal we'll use the money to live luxuriously

Freddie: Then you can shoot me in the leg so we'll have twenty million.

Roger: Good idea. Fuck the system!

[every-bands-not-queen]

Queen as Vines part. iii

Roger: ya ready to fuckin die?

Freddie: h- im a bad bitch you can't kill me

[alansaldas]

in order: john, roger, brian, freddie

[vampireluph]

Sassy Deacon 2

Roger: Brian is mad at me and I have no idea why.

John: Were you talking before he got upset?

Roger: Yes.

John: *sipping his drink* that’s probably it.

[vampireluph]

Sassy Deacon

Roger: *wondering to himself* I’m thirsty. What should I drink? Maybe something warm, hmm..

John: *out of nowhere* My pee 😎

Roger: ...........

Also Roger: What in the damn hell John?!

@vampireluph @incorrectqueenquotes @incorrectborhapquotes @incorrect-queen-quotes

[ju-queenied]

HE WON'T LET HIM GO.