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John: Would you shoot one of your best friends in the leg for ten million dollars?

Roger: Hey Freddie, shoot me in the leg and then when I heal we'll use the money to live luxuriously

Freddie: Then you can shoot me in the leg so we'll have twenty million.

Roger: Good idea. Fuck the system!

Roger: I wanna be a worm on a string.

Freddie: A squirmle?

Roger: Yeah! One of those things.

Brian: Elaborate please.

Roger: Everyone praises you. No job needed in order to survive. Plus, Deaky made a curtain for his room out of them.

Roger: Murdering somebody is gruesome, mean and gory.

Roger: But ripping someone's birth certificate in half, they just disappear!

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