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Gillion: How are you going to stall them?

Chip: With my obvious charm, of course.

Jay: ...Do we have a backup plan?

William: Want to help me commit a felony?

Isaac: What the hell??

William: Sorry, my bad.

William, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Isaac, whispering: Of course dude, what do you need?

William: Hey bro what do you want to eat?

The demon living in Dakota's stomache: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

Dakota: A pizza.

The demon: NOOO-

Dakota: Two pizzas.

Chip: the results are in, I’m afraid you have updog.

Gill: what’s updog?

Chip: Jay! Get in here! I told you I could do it!!

Jay: we have a the albatross! Earl! Whatever the fuck chip and gill are doing on the de- WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING-

Chip: This date is boring.

Jay: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Chip: Then why did you invite me?

Jay: I specifically said “You don’t need to come with me.” and you said “Fuck you Jay, I do what I want.” and followed me here

Isaac: I do not have PTSD, that’s the wizard’s curse.

Isaac: The wizard is my father, but that is not relevant.

[Talking about Chip]

Gillion: If we went missing-

Jay: He’d burn the whole world down until he could dig us out of the ashes. I know.

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