#incorrect kingsman

[brinleyparke]

Eggsy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing, and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

[hecticwinter]

Eggsy: But what about Harry?

Merlin: Don't worry about him.

Merlin: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

[incorrectquotesonlife]

Eggsy: Look Rox, you can't just dive into danger headfirst.

Roxy covered in bandages: That's ironic coming from someone who literally runs into danger 24/7 without thinking.

Eggsy: Someone has to be the responsible one in this relationship, and that's not me.

Eggsy: If I'm the responsible one between the two of us, I doubt we'd be alive till next morning.

[smokeymonster]

[kfawkes]

(As much as I ship Hartwin, this had to be done.)

[kangseluigi]

Incorrect Kingsman quotes [1/?]

[brinleyparke]

Merlin: I haven't seen Eggsy and Roxy for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Eggsy and Roxy running after it in a panic. Merlin doesn't look outside at all.*

Merlin: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

[brinleyparke]

Charlie: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Eggsy: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.