Sep 18, 2021
Jackie:
Jackie: Ran, why are you holding my hand?
Ran:
Ran: you are small and kidnappable, I’m worried for you.
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Jackie:
Jackie: Ran, why are you holding my hand?
Ran:
Ran: you are small and kidnappable, I’m worried for you.
Ran: I. Hate. The mines. All the missing children keep making me get tested on and yell, “Go ender boy go!”
Jackie: Babe, I’m sorry for drinking all the milk, I didn’t think you’d be this upset over it.
Ran: are you actually sorry or are you just saying that so you can sleep?
Jackie:
Jackie: Did you know you’re the love of my li-
Ran when Jackie leaves him for literal seconds: I'm being? Abandoned? Beloved has left me? Alone? All alone? No love given? Poor little meow meow is running away. I am running away with my little napsack on a stick. Beloved loves me no more and I must leave.
Ran: Gays have no rights.
Tasmin: you are literally dating a man?
Ran: irrelevant.
Ran: Jackie, If you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee
Jackie: and if you were my spouse, I’d drink it.
Two random people on the street: If I had a garden, I’d put our two lips together ;)
Jackie: :O
Jackie: Ran, if I had a garden, you’d be my hoe! :D
Ran: th- thanks??
Jackie: here, look at this kaleidoscope I got you.
Ran: what? I’m not fi- shapes and colors 👁 👁