#incorrect kpdh

[aymmgreen]

rumi: me, zoey, and mira are dating...

celine: i know rumi

rumi: ??? we started dating 3 hours ago

celine: what were you three doing before that..

[turquoiselong030]

Based on incorrect quotes (part 4)

KPDH incorrect quotes based comic

[greenapplebling]

*in the group chat*

Jinu, trying to be nice and let the others have a say: Ok what are we doing then?

Baby: Glad you asked

Baby: [has sent a big chunk of text detailing their schedule for the next 2 weeks]

Jinu: Oh impressive

Baby: ty

Abby: what

Romance: what x2

Mystery: ...

Romance: Guys, guys pls. Can we not do this on sunday??

Abby: fr I just woke up. The brain isn't braining rn

Baby: You have a brain??

Romance: lol

Abby: wow rude

Abby, tagging Romance: IN WHICH SIDE AR U

Romance: Sorry

Baby: wtv just read what I sent before

Romance: Since when did you become a mini Jinu??

Abby: We DON'T need a mini Jinu

Mystery: fr

Jinu, the only one who read the whole schedule Baby planned: You forgot a few things, but overall is fine

Baby: k I'll fix it

Jinu: It's ok

Jinu: I was actually asking what you wanted for dinner, but glad to see you're enthusiastic about work

Baby: oh burgers?

Jinu: Got it

Abby: ......

Mystery: .........

Romance: ............ was this all planned in advance or...

[anonymousqualities]

Baby shuffling into the livingroom...

Baby, coming to stand in front of the couch: "Mystery?"

Mystery, looks up from where he was reading a comic: "Hmm?"

Baby: "Wanna have sex?"

Mystery, nodding after a few seconds: "Okay."

Romance, from his spot between an equally annoyed looking Jinu and Abby: "You know, Mystery isn't the only one with a functioning cock right?"

Baby raising a brow: "Your point?"

Jinu: "You've been exclusively having sex with Mystery for the past two weeks!"

Romance, crossing his arms with a pout: "Are you mad at us?"

Baby, rolling his eyes: "Because Mystery is the only one who's comfortable being topped. I've been wanting to try some things..." (Looking over at mystery who nods.)

Abby, sitting up: "Hey! I would let you top me!"

Romance: "Me too!"

Jinu, blushing and less enthusiastic: "I-I'd let you top me as well!"

Everyone looking at him: 😐

Jinu, blushing harder: "I would!"

Abby, snorting: "Very funny, Jinu."

Jinu: "I'm serious!!"

Romance, holding back a laugh: "You damn near broke Abby's hand when he tried to finger you that one time-"

Jinu, cringing: "Because I wasn't expecting it." (He whines in frustration as Abby kisses his cheek).

Abby: "Sure, handsome." (Turning back to a bored looking Baby) "I clearly have the best ass out of all of us-"

Romance, scoffing: "That is incorrect! And Baby likes to pull hair." (Makes a show of whipping his hair over his shoulder.)

Abby: "My hair is long enough to pull! And he also likes to bite. Which you don't even like!-"

(They start arguing, not realizing Baby and Mystery had since walked away to retreat into the bedroom.)

[shieldmaiden19]

Jinu: I am not just a pretty face.

Jinu: I am also annoying, a know-it-all, and, most importantly, a bitch.

[aili-not-ally]

Yu-Jun: “If his dick slap his thigh when he—”

Yu-Jun: *squinting* “…when he walk…”

Yu-Jun: “…I shall listen when he talk”.

Mi-Yeong: *cackling*

Yu-Jun: And you posted this saying ‘sheesh’ with eighteen fucking Android emojis?

Mi-Yeong: *wheezing*

[tokuvivor]

Zoey: We pollute too much! We’re destroying the world and killing the turtles!

Demon: To hell with the turtles!

Zoey: {gasps in offense} No one insults the turtles! {She proceeds to sucker-punch the demon and fuck him up with her Shin-kal.}

[turquoiselong030]

Based on incorrect quotes (part 5)

KPDH incorrect quotes based comic

Bonus

Somehow Mira found out what Zoey did and she got punished