#incorrect les miserables

[sentimental-bookshelf]

Javert, post-Seine, telling Valjean that there are whispers of the law catching on to him: You have to be careful.

Valjean, pausing for a second: … fuck.

Cosette, in the background: 🎉🎉🎉

Cosette, to Marius: He did it. He said it! I told you he would!

Marius, handing over some money to his wife: Goddamn it.

[les-mis-things]

enjorlas: you can say "have a nice day" and that’s considered polite enjolras: but you can’t say "enjoy the next twenty-four hours" without sounding extremely threatening

[hadleyfrasergender]

courfeyrac: what's the difference between straw and hay

grantaire: ask God when you die

combeferre: just use google

grantaire: pretty much the same thing

enjolras: i'm loving the implication that God and google are the same

[notafraidofstopping876]

Marius: *Heads out to see Cosette*

Enjolras: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Marius: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

[vivalamusaine]

Les Miserables + Quotes from “The Good Place”

[les-mis-things]

gavroche: hey, wake up courfeyrac, a little annoyed: what is it? gavroche: when butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach? courfeyrac: gavroche: courfeyrac: gav, its 3am go to sleep pls

[les-mis-things]

grantaire: i bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “a” enjolras: you thought you just did something, didn’t you? well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the lexicon grantaire: enj grantaire: wot the fock

[les-mis-things]

gavroche: a spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl courfeyrac: if you don't fallsleep in the next five seconds, i swear-