#incorrect marlene quotes

[thatshortweirdo]

Sirius:“what’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?”

Marlene: “the audacity”

[thatshortweirdo]

Dorcas:“life without you is like a broken pencil”

Marlene:“aww pointless”

Dorcas:“no short”

[thatshortweirdo]

Random students:*chatting in the common room* “so you know Remus and Sirius are dating do you think they’re like full gay or not?”

Marlene:*overhears the conversation and snorts* “hunny please Sirius is a depressed bi and Remus is a distressed bi”

[thatshortweirdo]

Dorcas:“Marlene, you can’t set all of your problems on fire”

Marlene:*staring into the fire place* “you’d be surprised at how many thing are flammable”

[thatshortweirdo]

Marlene:“Violence is never the answer,it’s a question”

Marlene:“And the answer is yes”

[thatshortweirdo]

Sirius:“Marlene you’re so short, what can you even see from down there?”

Marlene:“everyone’s low ass IQ’s”

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Marlene and Sirius:*talking about and planning something*

Marlene:“don’t you worry, I’ve still got something up my” *looks down and realises she’s wearing a tank top* “spaghetti straps?”

Sirius:*gives her a questioning look*

Marlene:“just trust me ok”

[thatshortweirdo]

Marlene and Sirius:*arguing*

Marlene:“what are you five?”

Sirius:“yeah five feet taller than you”

Marlene:“...”

Sirius:“...”

Sirius:“please don’t kill me”