#incorrect wolfstar

[teaformoony]

sirius: hey remus, are you awake?

remus: what

sirius: are you awake?

remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?

[waltzreprise]

*Wolfstar plays +18 question game*

Card: Who's dominant in the relationship? And in bed?

Remus: Well, in our relationship there's no dominance. Sirius's word is worth as much as mine...

Sirius: And in bed, Remus's word has no valu-

*hits him on the back of the head*

[remusfinglupin]

Wolfstar raising Harry

Sirius: Fuck

Remus: You can’t say fuck in front of the baby you fucking dumbass

[n0blefl0wer]

Marauders as things my partner ( @snapsiesthoughts ) and I have said

Sirius: I love you

Remus: i love you more

Sirius: well I love you infinity.

Remus: Infinity is a false concept made by man to set a precedent that we cannot comprehend

Sirius: oh. I don’t have a comeback to that.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

Regulus: HELP! I told James I'd make dinner and I can't cook!

Remus, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you came to us?

Sirius, at the same time and already burning water: Don't worry, we got this

[oxydiane]

sirius: i can’t believe you would date my brother!

euphemia: i can’t believe you would date a death eater!

sirius: a death eater who IS MY BROTHER

james: he repented okay! he made a mistake and he’s serving time for it!

remus, having fancy dinner at the potters’, trying to alleviate the tension: speaking of serving, there are like nine forks here where do i go next haha

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

Remus: (panicking) No, Sirius - please don’t.

Sirius: It’s no use Remus; we’ve got to have it out.

Remus: No, no, we don’t...

Sirius: I’ve loved you ever since I’ve known you Remus – I couldn’t help it, and you’ve been so good to me – I’ve tried to show it but you wouldn’t let me; now I’m going to make you hear and give me an answer because I can’t go on like this any longer.

Remus: I wanted to save you from this, I thought you’d understand.

Sirius: (not listening to him) I’ve worked hard to please you, and I gave up pranks and smoking and everything you didn’t like, and waited and never complained for I hoped you’d love me, though I’m not half good enough –

Remus: Yes, you are, you’re a great deal too good for me, and I’m so grateful to you and so proud of you, I don’t see why I... I can’t love you as you want me to.

Sirius: You...can’t?

Remus: (helplessly) I can’t change the feeling and it would be a lie to say I do when I don’t. I’m so sorry, Sirius, so desperately sorry, but I can’t help it...

[Sirius backs away from him like Remus hit him.]

Sirius: I can’t love anyone else.

[regglilbean]

kiss kiss fall in love 💏