#incorrect mickey

[incorrectsebastianstan]

mickey: i’ve connected the dots

chloe: you didn’t connect shit

mickey: i’ve connected them

[grishamanimationstudios102]

Donald Duck: Minnie, it’s your turn! Minnie Mouse: I don’t have anymore money either. You got it all. Donald Duck: Then, I’ll take a mortgage and your orphans’ home! (beat) Well, come on! Shoot the dice, will you? Don’t just sit there like a dummy! Daisy Duck: I will not have you talking that way to our guests! Minnie Mouse: Come on, Mickey! I think we’d better go home! Donald Duck: Oh, no, you don’t! You can’t leave the game until I foreclose on your orphans’ home! Daisy Duck: That does it! I’ve had enough of this game and I had enough of your childish behavior, Donald!

[incorrectsebastianstan]

mickey: movies are great! you watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you — next thing you know, you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart... forget that last part.

[incorrectsebastianstan]

mickey: i’m microwaving some coffee

chloe: you really did give up on getting your life back together

[incorrectsebastianstan]

chloe: how long do you think it’ll take?

mickey: i don’t know, three or four.

chloe: three or four what?

mickey:

chloe: days? weeks? months?

mickey: yeah, maybe five.

chloe:

mickey:

chloe: five what?!

[incorrectsebastianstan]

mickey, internally: “gum would be perfection”, “gum would be perfection”...

mickey: could’ve said “gum would be nice”, or, “i’ll have a stick”

mickey: but no! for me, gum is perfection.

[incorrectsebastianstan]

mickey: my breakfast consisted of gummies (made with real fruit!) and they’re trying to tell me i’m not eating right??