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Araragi: Shinobu, this is Hachikuji and Ononoki. They're friends.

Shinobu: Hiss.

Araragi: Uh, maybe later.

Hachikuji: What does Shinobu want?

Araragi: Donuts. Always donuts.

Kaiki: *walks into the room*

Ougi: No. You died. I saw you die. I made you die. You are dead.

Kaiki: Death is a social construct.

’Tis but a scratch!

Araragi Koyomi - Monogatari series

Who do you think you are? My Jane Cricket?

Koyomi to Ougi

(Probably or not)

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