Hmmmm

The name is Karp/Levi, Jew, queer

[machetesurvivor]

[b1ttersweet-dreams]

my love will fall with grace inspired by "the fall of icarus" by andrew mccarthy (very rad photo!)

[ba1laur]

thunderlord

[sisterdragonwithfeathers]

Trying to show off your progress (to the uninitiated) is so much more difficult in Vintage Story than Minecraft because it’s like

Minecraft: hey check out this huge building I just made/started and these 200 trees I planted and this chest full of cooked beef and my 20 new dogs and this sniffer

Vintage Story: I have leather bags now :) I can carry 5 more items :) I have crocks full of stew in my 3x4 basement behind a dirt wall so I’m not actively starving :) I discovered a promising looking hole in the ground but I can’t go in there yet because it’s scary :) would you like to see my saw I spent the entirety of my playthrough thus far getting

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

If this movement is about peace then why cant they leave jews alone to celebrate their holidays

[actualbookwyvern]

Because Jews dare to exist in the outside world. Because as soon as we've returned to our ancestral home, our safe haven, they've gotten enraged and fuming that they can't reach and hurt us with ease anymore. That's why they want to destroy Eretz Israel.

[k1ttybr41nz]

did you try returning to your "ancestral home" without committing a genocide against an entire ethnic group? you do realize thats what people have a problem with, right? you people are fucking delusional and demonic

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

Get the help you need and stop

[forgetfull-and-cliched]

Get a moral backbone and stop supporting an apartheid state

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

A. You don’t know me or my morals .

B. Stop demonizing an entire country. Israel has no history of apartheid/ slavery . I have more posts on the matter if you actually want to educate yourself.

Funny how You only care about the only Jewish state, and chose to comment under *this* post

@k1ttybr41nz you as well.

Happy Hanukkah and have fun being blocked!

[forgetfull-and-cliched]

I have family in Israel and lived in Haifa for years, I am well aware of all of the hasbara zionists like to throw around, so don't bother.

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

Ugh this post is about a the latest massacre of Jews .stop inserting your hate and let us grieve .

Haifa is literally one of the biggest mixed cities ! It’s Always has been a symbol of coexistence, yet you’re choosing to either ignore that/ not aware.

I happen to have quite a lot of family there as well, and I go there all of the time. Your narrative is thwarted by hate and propaganda .

If you have family there , you know better . Idk maybe listen to our reality??

I suggest you actually go there before deciding to say shit like this.

[forgetfull-and-cliched]

This whole post starts with using the dead at Bondi Beach while they are still warm to slander anti-zionist and pro-palestinian voices. You cannot try to exploit a tragedy for political points and then cower behind "Let us grieve" when confronted on your exploitation.

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

If this movement is about peace then why cant they leave jews alone to celebrate their holidays

[actualbookwyvern]

Because Jews dare to exist in the outside world. Because as soon as we've returned to our ancestral home, our safe haven, they've gotten enraged and fuming that they can't reach and hurt us with ease anymore. That's why they want to destroy Eretz Israel.

[k1ttybr41nz]

did you try returning to your "ancestral home" without committing a genocide against an entire ethnic group? you do realize thats what people have a problem with, right? you people are fucking delusional and demonic

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

Get the help you need and stop

[forgetfull-and-cliched]

Get a moral backbone and stop supporting an apartheid state

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

A. You don’t know me or my morals .

B. Stop demonizing an entire country. Israel has no history of apartheid/ slavery . I have more posts on the matter if you actually want to educate yourself.

Funny how You only care about the only Jewish state, and chose to comment under *this* post

@k1ttybr41nz you as well.

Happy Hanukkah and have fun being blocked!

[forgetfull-and-cliched]

I have family in Israel and lived in Haifa for years, I am well aware of all of the hasbara zionists like to throw around, so don't bother.

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

If this movement is about peace then why cant they leave jews alone to celebrate their holidays

[actualbookwyvern]

Because Jews dare to exist in the outside world. Because as soon as we've returned to our ancestral home, our safe haven, they've gotten enraged and fuming that they can't reach and hurt us with ease anymore. That's why they want to destroy Eretz Israel.

[k1ttybr41nz]

did you try returning to your "ancestral home" without committing a genocide against an entire ethnic group? you do realize thats what people have a problem with, right? you people are fucking delusional and demonic

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

Get the help you need and stop

[forgetfull-and-cliched]

Get a moral backbone and stop supporting an apartheid state

[knackeredforever]

So funny how there was so much speculation on silksong development struggles and it turns out there were no struggles, team cherry had actually reached a state of game development nirvana where they were no longer pestered by earthly desires such as releasing the game

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[qqchurch]

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

[forgetfull-and-cliched]

Peak tumblr writing in those tags (overly verbose to mask how shallow it is)

[evilwizard]

Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

[the-locusts]

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[evilwizard]

MY FUCKING CROPS

[cactusfractals]

chi ken

[pukicho]

My friends are convinced I run a wildly popular blog (I do not) so I've started (jokingly) telling them I'm you

You better fucking watch your back

[pukicho]

Not even Jesus Christ was scrutinized this heavily

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

one of my favorite tidbits about speedrunning that comes up every time the games done quick marathons come around is how Wind Waker speedruns are about five hours long because of the giant wall in Hyrule that actually forces the runner to play the game because they’ve been throwing shit at this wall for over a decade and still can’t figure out a way past it. the wall in hyrule is entirely unglitchable and the only way past it is to play the game properly. the speedrun would be like one hour if they could get past this wall but nope, it’s five hours. fuck the wall.

[squishysnake]

and the comedy of this situation is exponentially amplified the more you know about skips and glitches in speedruns in general

as examples of how broken WW is elsewhere, you can clip through walls and go out of bounds to skip entire dungeon sequences pretty much anywhere with a ledge, use the Wind Waker to enter a state where you ignore physics and swim at 5000 miles an hour, and even fly infinitely into the sky after dying like some kind of helium zombie. do you know how many games could be broken wide open by an infinite height trick? TTYD would shave off 3 or 4 hours.

but this fucking barrier around Hyrule Castle, against all odds, is just completely insurmountable with any of this. Ganondorf is literally the most successful and powerful villain in gaming history and this Super Extendo Fuck You Shield™ is a shining testament to it

[ark-shifter]

This is the kind of information I want on my dash

[cozza-frenzy]

Okay but do you have any idea just how big the Super Extendo Fuck You Shield™ actually is? Try approximately four times the height of the castle itself.

And not only that, but even if you get over the invisible wall, there’s another barrier that causes damage and knockback. So even if you managed to get over the invisible wall part of the Nintendo Containment System™, there’s still an additional, cylinder-shaped barrier that will do damage to you and knock you back out, even if you try to get in from the top or bottom. That castle has more security measures than Fort fucking Knox and it’s all to give a middle finger to speedrunners wanting to finish the game in an hour. It’s fucking wild.

[yggidee]

https://youtu.be/7XBPrFYN1MU

As of July 2019, the barrier has been defeated in all versions of the game, and the current World Record is 1hr 04m50s. The current method is to give yourself seventy invisible grappling hooks, which corrupts so much of the game’s memory that there’s not enough left over to load the barrier (or a lot of other things, like enemies or cutscenes. It’s amazing). You can just walk right trough where it’s supposed to be.

[unyanizedcatboys]

Cant believe the only way to beat The wall™ is to stop it from ever existing in the first place

[xcal1bur25]

The line “seventy invisible grappling hooks” killed me

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

[nashvillethotchicken]

The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is

[lanadelreis]

drake: haha i’m gonna diss kendrick

kendrick lamar’s honest to god reaction: