#incorrect morrowind

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No one:

Dagoth Ur’s dream messages to the Nerevarine: Come to my mountain and ride my d*ck sloppy style like you used to.

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Divayth Fyr, before the Nerevarine goes off to fight the Sixth House: Do you have the slightest comprehension what you're doing?

Alvivecia, grinning: Not really.

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Morrowind is funny because the most pleasant reliable characters in the game are:

A woman who belittles you constantly

A drug addict who is also your parole officer

Harvey Weinstein but he’s honest about it

A wizard who married his own daughters/clones who he created in an attempt to cure magical lupus

And Mehra Milo

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She’s talking about Nerevar and Voryn btw

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Dagoth Ur, circa 2E 882, hand wrapped around Vivec’s throat: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WIFE?

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Nerevar Moon-And-Star: The murderous intent in your eyes is very hot. ;)

Almalexia: *blushes*

Voryn Dagoth: *blushes*

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Nerevar: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Voryn Dagoth: Are you a fucking idiot?

Voryn: WouLD I StIlL LoVe YOu If YoU WeRE a WoRm?

Voryn: Of fucking course I would still love you!!! How dare you even imply that it was a possibility that I couldn’t love you! I would carry you around in a little jar and feed you the FINEST of leaf litter! I would make sure that your dirt was always moist!

Bonus under the Cut

Vivec: It almost sounds like he thought of this before?

Sotha Sil: He definitely has.

Vivec: Ayem, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Almalexia: I don’t even love you now.

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Upon their reunion

Voryn Dagoth: And I was wrong. I see that now…

Máni Nerevar (my Nerevarine/Nerevar): *Wide eyed in shock*

Voryn: Oh stop being so stoic, Nerevar.

Nerevar: *moves towards Voryn still silent*

Voryn, sighs: Go on, shout, scream, say something!

Nerevar, hands coming up to Voryn’s face: You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.