Nov 8, 2024
William: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Sherlock: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Albert, yelling from far away: Seize the dick.
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William: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Sherlock: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Albert, yelling from far away: Seize the dick.
Incorrect SherLiam (Dialogue Original by me; from a fic for a different ship which I will link here.)
Sherlock: “I’d like to think we have been seeing eye to eye for a while now. Although, I concede that you always seem to be two steps ahead.”
Liam: “Seem?”
“Yes”, Sherlock put his hands in his pockets, leaning slightly back where he stood, “My estimate is that you are usually one step ahead of me. Three steps ahead of police, and when situations get dire, you just bullshit your way through them and afterwards pretend it was planned.”
Seriously, only when I was fucking around with this dialogue did I realise how perfectly it fits SherLiam, it was originally written and will get used for a different ship of mine
Sherlock, is serious: Liam, I may have to arrest you-
William: And on what grounds are you making that action-
Sherlock: For stealing my heart.
William:
Sherlock: What are you in the mood for?
William: World domination.
Sherlock: That's a bit ambitious.
William: You are my world.
Sherlock: Aww...
William:
Sherlock:
William:
Sherlock: OH.
William: Can you cut me some slack, Sherlock? I’m sort of in love.
Sherlock: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
William: I’m in love with you.
Sherlock: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
William: Relationships should be 50/50. Sherlock cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
John: I told Sherlock that his ears turn red when they lie.
William: But they don't.
John: No. But I can do this.
John: Hey Sherlock! Do you love us?
Sherlock, with his hands over his ears: No, fuck off.
William: So then I-
William: ...are you listening??
Sherlock, gazing into William's eye(s):
Sherlock:
William:
Sherlock: ...yes?