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[solarianvoidthearoace]

Incorrect SherLiam (Dialogue Original by me; from a fic for a different ship which I will link here.)

Sherlock: “I’d like to think we have been seeing eye to eye for a while now. Although, I concede that you always seem to be two steps ahead.”

Liam: “Seem?”

“Yes”, Sherlock put his hands in his pockets, leaning slightly back where he stood, “My estimate is that you are usually one step ahead of me. Three steps ahead of police, and when situations get dire, you just bullshit your way through them and afterwards pretend it was planned.”

Seriously, only when I was fucking around with this dialogue did I realise how perfectly it fits SherLiam, it was originally written and will get used for a different ship of mine

[sharrokku]

William: I put the pun in punishment. Albert: I put the top in unstoppable. Louis: I put the cute in execute. Bond: I put the sexy in dyslexia. Moran: I put the ass in class. Sherlock: I put the D in Liam. Louis: Charging at Sherlock with a butter knife because that was the only weapon nearest to him

[fantastic-shitposts]

Sherlock: I made tea.

William: I don’t want tea.

Sherlock: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

William: Then why are you telling me?

Sherlock: It is a conversation starter.

William: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Sherlock: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

[mocabre]

Moran : So your brother is dating Sherlock.

Louis : Yes.

Moran : And they're planning to get married in the future.

Louis : Yes.

Moran : Wouldn't that make you guys future in-laws?

Louis :

[moriarty-incorrect-quotes]

Fred: Sebastian, I think you should play the role of my father.

Sebastian: I don't want to be your father.

Fred: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

[liamjamesbond]

*SPOILERS*

That hug exemplifies an honest and reassuring feeling for Liam. So for that, thank you Sherlock for letting Liam know he isn't alone on this.

But then again. THEY ARE GONNA FALL OFF THE BRIDGE. SO HOW THEY GONNA SURVIVE THAT?!

[moodysnowflake]

William: Louis, send those two a telegram for me.

Louis: Then you mean...

William: It is time for u-

Louis: *hollers enthusiastically before scurrying away, arms raised in jubilee while still holding the glass and the dishrag* IT'S TIME FOR MURDER! FUCK YEAH!

William: *affectionately listens to him happily yapping throughout the house*

[solarianvoidthearoace]

Mycroft: And what, pray tell, kept you up all night, Sherly?

Sherlock: Eh, I was doing a piece of work. You know how it is.

William – who has been called “piece of work” by Mycroft more than once – walks in

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Louis: You really should sleep more, nii-san. What were you spending your night with anyway?

William: Just taking care of a piece of work.

Sherlock, waltzing in: It’s me! I’m the piece of work! He did me last night.

Louis: That’s no piece of work, that’s a pest.