#ynm shitpost

[solarianvoidthearoace]

Incorrect SherLiam (Dialogue Original by me; from a fic for a different ship which I will link here.)

Sherlock: “I’d like to think we have been seeing eye to eye for a while now. Although, I concede that you always seem to be two steps ahead.”

Liam: “Seem?”

“Yes”, Sherlock put his hands in his pockets, leaning slightly back where he stood, “My estimate is that you are usually one step ahead of me. Three steps ahead of police, and when situations get dire, you just bullshit your way through them and afterwards pretend it was planned.”

Seriously, only when I was fucking around with this dialogue did I realise how perfectly it fits SherLiam, it was originally written and will get used for a different ship of mine

[solarianvoidthearoace]

Mycroft: And what, pray tell, kept you up all night, Sherly?

Sherlock: Eh, I was doing a piece of work. You know how it is.

William – who has been called “piece of work” by Mycroft more than once – walks in

—————————— Alternatively ——————————

Louis: You really should sleep more, nii-san. What were you spending your night with anyway?

William: Just taking care of a piece of work.

Sherlock, waltzing in: It’s me! I’m the piece of work! He did me last night.

Louis: That’s no piece of work, that’s a pest.