Jun 27, 2024
Journalist: Mr. Switzerland, you speak 6 languages fluently. Which one is your favourite?
Switzerland: bold of you to assume I even like speaking.
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Journalist: Mr. Switzerland, you speak 6 languages fluently. Which one is your favourite?
Switzerland: bold of you to assume I even like speaking.
Incorrect SherLiam (Dialogue Original by me; from a fic for a different ship which I will link here.)
Sherlock: “I’d like to think we have been seeing eye to eye for a while now. Although, I concede that you always seem to be two steps ahead.”
Liam: “Seem?”
“Yes”, Sherlock put his hands in his pockets, leaning slightly back where he stood, “My estimate is that you are usually one step ahead of me. Three steps ahead of police, and when situations get dire, you just bullshit your way through them and afterwards pretend it was planned.”
Seriously, only when I was fucking around with this dialogue did I realise how perfectly it fits SherLiam, it was originally written and will get used for a different ship of mine
North: Why are you so happy? We’re about to be in the biggest battle of our lives, and you’re smiling?
Jack: Oh, don’t worry. I’m an emotional wreck on the inside.
Lincoln: *takes a bite out of some gross food*
Lincoln, gagging: Nope. That was a- That was a terrible mistake. Oh my God.
Lincoln: *takes another bite and almost throws up*
Katie: DON’T DO IT AGAIN!
Lincoln, ignoring her: *takes a third bite*
Noam: Why are you still eating it?!
Lincoln, eyes watering: Because unlike some people, I’m not a wimp.
Die: Please don’t kill me!
Spades Slick: You should always feel free to be yourself Die, you do you.
France: so today we learnt that adding "ette" at the end of words mean...
America: little!
France: excellent. Can you give me an exemple?
America: yes! A small salope is a salopette!
France:
Note: salopette is a overall and a salope is a whore.
France: Everyone is so mean to me. 😞
England: You're french. that's on you.
Romano calling Spain: Wanna come over?
Spain: I can't. No tango pasta*
Romano: *screams to the other side of the house* Feli! Bring the bastard some pasta!
*no tengo pasta in Spain means they're broke.