Feb 5, 2019
celestia: I didn’t even really mean to do it, but I kind of wound up taking over a city. it needed doing, so I did it.
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celestia: I didn’t even really mean to do it, but I kind of wound up taking over a city. it needed doing, so I did it.
jade: what’s you’re favorite type of music?
elijah: your moan.
jade:
elijah:
jade:
elijah:
jade:
elijah: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
halley: what’s the total mass of the sun?
elijah: ...three.
jovie, outraged: fr—that’s what they WANT you to think!
elijah: alright, time for bed.
charlie: mr. snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want and YOU need to die.
elijah:
elijah: what the fuck, mr. snuffles—
luke: uh oh!
elijah: what?
luke: somebody’s in love!
elijah: please. I just respect jade as a friend, alright? it’s not as though I lay awake at night thinking about her.
elijah, laying in bed awake: ...uh oh.
elijah: where are you going?!
buffy: to either get ice cream,
buffy: or commit a felony.
elijah:
buffy: I’ll decide in the car.
elijah: jesus christ! what the hell are you doing?!
timothy: well, clearly, I am stabbing myself with this sword to see if it kill me—oh, god, what am I doing?!
poppy: after all your little speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief!
elijah: I am an exceptional thief, poppy. and since I am moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.